Don’t Brag. Do Forward Emails.

My Mother’s Email Forwards — a mere sampling
Someone is creating this stuff, and my mother — and lots of people — are forwarding it. Which means someone must enjoy it. Right Right? And since I opt to break all email forward chains, I’m putting some of the most annoying ones here. That way it’s your choice:

• Play with Spider
• Tribute to the United States
• http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf (paste this crazy one into your browser)
• http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

THE  BEAR – Have no idea how this could possibly have been filmed, but it’s one terrific video. PASTE>>>
http://www.flixxy.com/game-of-survival.htm

I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations:

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady with a crown sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Thirty-four,” she replied.

Life really boils down to 2 questions… 1. Should I get a dog? OR 2. Should I have children? Why trampolines aren’t safe in Minnesota